Star Wars sucks - I'm not alone!

Mark Kermode (the world's best movie critic, and not only because he more often than not agrees with me) has just slated the Revenge of the Colander on Britain's BBC Radio Five Live. My jaws ache from grinning so hard...
There are funnier bits, but this sums it up nicely:
"It's badly written. It's rottenly directed. It is acted by people whose woodenness is like chewing the edge of a table."
Listen to it! The main review starts at 11 minutes and 30 seconds.