Some hippie

I've got some hippie in me, apparently. Check out the Hippie Quiz.

Here's how my score breaks down (it's a bit like one of those 'do you remember when' Simpson or Friends episodes):

For each inch your hair reaches past your shoulders - give yourself 2 pts.
I don't see why I should be punished for being folicly challenged, but I'll be honest, 0 points.

For males- if you have gotten flack for having long hair - add 2 pts.
I used to have long hair and always had the mickey taken, so I'll give myself 2 points for this.

If your home is decorated with homemade art - add 10 pts.
Yep, photograms decorating the walls, children's paintings, homemade cd shelves with spotlights (trust me, it's a work of art).

If you do pottery - add 2 pts.
Check it out!

If you were at Woodstock - add 10 pts.
No, but I met the guy who directed the movie, so how many points is that? But, again, I'll be honest.

Who is your favorite Beatle?

* If it is John - add 4 points
* George - add 3 points
* Ringo - add 2 points
* Paul - add 1 point

Mmh, don't like the Beatles much, but it'd have to be John.

If you own an incense burner - add 2 pts.
Yep, that's me.

If you have written a song protesting war, bucking the establishment, or containing a reference to illegal drugs - add 5 pts
Yes, yes, and... yes.

If you have written songs about all three - add 10 pts.
Whoopee! Check out this little dittie.

If you were actually alive in the 1960s - add 3 pts
Haha, we're rolling now.

If you've taken part in a peace march - add 2 pts
What, 2 measly points! I'll kick your head in, I'll... no wait.

If you've started a petition - add 2 pts
Actually, I didn't give myself any points for this, but one second thought I'll count the nomination list for the local elections. It's kind of a petition.

If you've ever received junk mail addressed to "dear radical" - add 5 pts
I'm sure I have.

If you're a vegetarian - add 5 pts
How many points do I get for being a vegan?

If you think money is the root of all evil - add 2 pts
Root, trunk and branch, baby.

If you've been to San Francisco - add 1 pt
Frisco, baby.

If you've lived in a commune - add 10pts
Lived in one? I was borne in the world's largest commune! Check it out! But honestly, no.

If you own a tie dyed article of clothing - add 2 pts
Well, yes actually. One of those things left in my wardrobe after another broken relationship. There should be a name for those.

If you did not dye it yourself - subtract 1 pt
Dang!

If you own any clothing items made of hemp - add 2 pts.
Ooh, plenty. Is that 2 points for each item? Here's where I get them...

If you have practiced Transcendental Meditation, have seriously studied Eastern religion, or been a Jesus freak - add 5 pts
What, no points for lucid dreaming?

If you have had a chemically induced spiritual experience - add 5 pts
Man, that was good pot!

If you voted for Ronald Reagan - subtract 200 pts
What, only 200?

Scoring

Well, I believe I'm stuck at 61.

Anything under 10- You are the establishment.
11-79- You've got some hippie in you, hang out a while.
80-100- Yes, my friend, you're a hippie. Isn't it far out?
100 and above- Wow man, now I don't want to put any labels on you, but you're
absolutely a hippie.

But I should be awarded extra points for having Crumb and the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers albums.