Conversations with random Xs - I

ME - Hey, what's this book on Feng Shui doing here? You don't believe in this stuff, do you?

HER - Sure I do. It really works. I have been trying to change things around.

ME - Ah. Is that why the microwave is in the bathroom...

HER - The only problem with this appartment, my place of work should be in the east, and that's where my bedroom is.

ME - Well, maybe you should just change your line of work...