Just how dumb do you think I am?

Yes, of course I know the quiz below is rigged so that most people will score libertarian (more than one in three according to the site's own figures), in order to lure you into their net, so they can put their libertarian poison fangs into your flesh. But hey, I can't help it, I just like quizzes (why does the 'z' double?). I even fill in shopping questionnaires. Then throw them in the (recycling) bin of course.

That reminds me of a poem I once wrote about Ruud Lubbers, the former Christian-Democrat Dutch PM, now of UN (in)fame.

I turn the Magic Screen to Three
And lo, behold! what do I see?
A gloomy face from darker worlds
Where only fires burn to light
Up eternal night
And torture the unfleshly flesh
Of souls that traverse one of Nine
Even now I know - too sure
That once will come my time
Meanwhile, frozen by his evil stare
I cannot move - and would not dare
Mesmerized I stand aghast
And pray that this moment will pass
He tries to cast a spell with words
And soothe me with his evil tongue
Trapped inside his poison snare
I know that he's right
And I'm wrong
A spider in disguise is he
His face all specked with lies
Spins a web full of intrigue
To Dante's bolgias I feel obliged
To go when served my earthly stay
In this Lubberian world
In full decay

Or something like that...