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Sunday, March 26, 2006

The Bible is the Word of God Brigade - II

I am the AntiChrist! The evidence is all too obvious, if you just let things interpret themselves. First off, on the day that I post the 'The Bible is the Word of God Brigade' entry, mentioning the AntiChrist, I get 6 page loads, 6 unique visitors, all 6 first time... 666, the Number of the Beast!
And when was this entry posted? At 2.09 AM Saturday night, a time that does not exist in the normal dimensions of time and space, due to the esoterica that is British Summer Time. As if British summer weren't an oxymoron. No, not an oxymoron, the opposite... antimoron? Verily, I am the AntiMoron!

Rant Out.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Competition for anti-Christ?

hmmm Attila the Hun? No he clearly stated it is Your God has sent me, and I shall sack Rome unless you cross my palm with silver.

Saddam Hussein the evil regime which killed Kurds. Funny but more Iraqis have been killed in the last 3 years than in the previous thirty by saddams evil regime. So I'll let you draw your own conclusion on that one.

PS - The previous Pope was agains the invasion of Iraq, so either the Pope was the ant-Christ or Son of Bush & TB are. Mind you how many people did Tuberculosis kill?

12:36 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deceiver or liar

He who fiddles the State of £76 billion for health care and then privatises health care.

See if you believe the sick deserve being sick, because they are reaping the fruits of their gluttony, that's ok. But don't try and con people that if they give you another £20 billion you'll care any more or even make an effort to address their affliction.

If the BMA BDA RCS & MRC were real Christian, and really believed that the sick deserve healing no matter what caused their sickness, they'd do it for free.

And by free I mean in well paid jobs on the nhs dedicated to free health care at the point of delivery.

But the only qualification needed now days to enter the Medical Profession is to lie about your abilities and promise miracles you cannot deliver, and like every good thief charge in advance.

Of course this is a gross generalisation, there are many genuine doctors and carers.

But there are also many pretending to be whose last priority is the patient. Now these are Simonists and no less anti-Christs than some of Son of Bushes Advisers whether Military or Economic, or even TB.

1:25 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Word of God is The Word of God

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God.

Man is not the only animal who thinks but the only animal who utters words.

Do dogs who live in England think in English - probably if the owner speaks English.

You do know The Church of England used to think English was the language of heaven - they probably thought God was an Englishman.

I'm not sure if Jews think God speaks Hebrew or Aramaic, cannot be Yiddish

Hungarians think Hungarians speak the language of Angels.

And I've met many who think babies are still thinking in sanskrit until they learn whatever language they are boen into.

But God may be the Great Mathematician, the Great Architect and even the Great Musician, but He must first be a Great linguist to speak to people. 200 languages in Colombia alone, more than in the Europe of the twenty-five.

1:46 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New feminist theology from Cambridge.

Not only is God female, but Christ was really a woman who had 12 children from 12 different men, and they became the women leaders of the 12 Tribes of Israel.

Me thinks you bin lookin in the wrong place for da anti-Christ.

2:04 pm  

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