Scientology got me maybe not so sussed...

Dear Bill,

How are you doing in the understanding of your different personality traits
on the personality test you took?

Regards,

Janne Bjork

Uh, I'm confused. Did you just willfully ignore my questions about your treatment of homosexuals and women? I think you did. That's very mendacious. Okay, so I didn't give you my real name, well, in a sense I did, I'm Bill and I'm Mark, they're just different guises.

I would like to write more, but I'm right in the middle of a good dictionary, so this'll have to do.

Mark/Bill